That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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