You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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