The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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