I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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