Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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