Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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