apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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