awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
