I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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