Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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