well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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