This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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