morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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