Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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