Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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