Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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