Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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