i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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