I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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