Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm really into asian looking animals
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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