Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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