oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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