Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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