just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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