I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Randomize
