Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
