I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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