I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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