Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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