I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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