At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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