I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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