She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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