I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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