If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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