you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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