Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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