Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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