I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Dick very happy bro
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
