Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Sorry my hands just texted you
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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