I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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