i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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