We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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