it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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