My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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