We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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