Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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