It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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