I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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