no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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