she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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