I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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