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I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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