Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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