I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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