Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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