you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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